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Radio Free Conspiracy Theory

by Mississippi Bones

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Lute FP This album is great. The skits are entertaining, but the music is what made me click buy.

A lot of folks reference Clutch in the reviews, and while I see it at a stretch, I wouldn’t have thought it myself. Clutch got real boring after Elephant Riders; that, or repetitive.

This band writes killer songs, employs a variety of vocal styles, and avoids the jam-band pitfall Clutch fell into.

The skits are clever, but I don’t know how they’ll hold up on multiple listens.
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dharmalogos If you like Clutch and juvenile comedy sketches you will love this. Well-done. Favorite track: 101 Ways To Cook a Human.
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riffcaster2112 "Full of Southern stoner rock swagger with a large dash of Clutch influenced vocals in front of heavy grooving bluesy riffs, Ohio’s Mississippi Bones bring toe-tapping head-bobbing goodness together with creative songwriting and well-crafted vocal harmonies to create a fantastically fun album to listen to that plays like a pulp novel."

Check out my review of Radio Free Conspiracy Theory at The Ripple Effect at ripplemusic.blogspot.com/2018/06/mississippi-bones-radio-free-conspiracy.html Favorite track: A Paranoiac's Farewell.
Joseph Anderson
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Joseph Anderson Fun, end to end storytelling album, but when you're down to the music, this is my favorite. Favorite track: The Reptiles Are Among Us.
Henrik Thøgersen
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Henrik Thøgersen “You guys should do some skits,” I remarked to Jared. Six months later MB drop the concept album they’ve been destined to make, still sticking to their signature Southern stoner sound wrapped up in witty wordplay and catchy choruses, but separating songs with lengthy interludes. The radio drama format may not be ideal for working out or backyard barbecues, but Radio Free Conspiracy Theory is an incredibly detailed and engaging feat of world-building and political commentary for the ages. And yeah, it kicks ass, too. Favorite track: A Paranoiac's Farewell.
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They want you to relax and sit back Rest those weary bones Flip on the tube and let the propaganda take hold. Because freedom won’t fall to the sound of enemy bombs But the tune of snake oil speeches and thunderous applause Then they come. The Cadillacs all in black Running a mobile Google hack. We’re all stars on the live feed Our very own shows on CCTV. You know it’s true, Alexa is spying on you. Tell the CIA my appointment’s at noon, then play Pinball Wizard by The Who. Oh, they think that they’ve won, no one will catch on, they can’t be stopped The jackals circle their prey In black suits with no names From alphabet agencies The greedy, the scheming, the hungry, orchestrating judgment day. The middle class dies while the NSA pays overtime. Culture wars to keep us blind, and hunter killers in the sky. They say take the pills your doctor gave, breathe deeply from that chemtrail’s wake. Taxed to fund their black budgets. Feed the machine, sign them checks. False flags and psy-ops Neural organic robots. Dark occultists are scheming with inter-dimensional beings. You know it’s true, they plan on harvesting you. My man, I’m telling you, I’ve seen those devils make their brew. And when they come it’s lights out. A mindless moonshine freak out. The fires burn all around. I’m talking Skull and Bones, population control, big oil, the greys, forever war and more. As black choppers circle the sky. A network worldwide, the greedy, the scheming, the hungry, waiting for their time to strike. Then they come.
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Architects of a faith for a new age New world order is coming our way. Cataclysm and the fear it brings Leads to elite schemes and blue beam dreams. What’s real or dream? Nothing as it seems. What can you believe in an age where computers generate reality to market their skullduggery? They stage every discovery to script this world’s reality, controlling all you think and see, and next you know you’re theirs. They put the money down and dig em up. Re-write the history books. The science, it may not come cheap but nothing in this life is free. The lasers are power up, flip the switch and light em up. Atmospheric deities united in 3D Then we hear “OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO” And that jam is hot! The voice of God in blue beam dreams Yes we hear “OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO” Full rotation on telekinetic FM, the voice of God in blue beam dreams. Architects of a faith for a new age New world order is coming our way. Cataclysm and the fear it brings leads to elite schemes and blue beam dreams. This conspiracy runs deeper than the waters of the sea From the global elite and world leaders, down to NASA. Pope Paul VI, didn’t see that coming did you? In 75’ to gain control, and evil cabal with its impostor pope Overtook the Vatican and bought and sold your soul. They put the money down and dig em up. Re-write the history books. The science, it may not come cheap but nothing in this life is free. The lasers are power up, flip the switch and light em up. Atmospheric deities united in 3D Then we hear “OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO” And that jam is hot! The voice of God in blue beam dreams Yes we hear “OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO” Full rotation on telekinetic FM, the voice of God in blue beam dreams. Oh I ain’t lying, I tell you, look to the sky in China. City skylines and skyscrapers don’t just float among the clouds. I heard that Jesus had shown up, made an appearance in the Gulf. You say the Lord works in mysterious ways, mysterious my ass! They’re taking the world over! Architects of a faith for a new age New world order is coming our way. Cataclysm and the fear it brings Leads to elite schemes and blue beam dreams.
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Preacher Jim 02:39
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Well, witchy voodoo woman You strummed gold out of my heart strings But now you're making them sing the blues. I should have known better But you know it ain't so easy with Little Dixie playing with my senses. Well, she suckered me; cajoled. With her sorcery; so cold. And southern fried devilry behind bright eyes. And if Aunt Mable was able I bet she'd say That flaming skull was a dead giveaway. I know the heart wants what it wants but she sold her soul to the lesser gods in the swamp. I should have known better. I should have had more sense than this. I should have known, should have known, should have known, should have known. That’s the last time I go snooping around in Mr. Whinery’s sandbox. It's all ghouls and ghosts, horror shows and hard knocks. Now let me educate you on devilry and the Blues in Little Dixie. Her black magic weaving has got my heart a beating But them undead fish monsters warrant some re-thinking I’d say. Is it too much to ask for a little subtlety? Next time I’ll listen to that cat, and you best believe that. I know the heart wants what it wants but she sold her soul to the lesser gods in the swamp. I should have known better But, I was blindsided by a pan of homemade mac and cheese. Heh, what can I say? A man’s got needs. Well you can lie to your mom and I’ll lie to mine But let’s not lie to each other, that’s just cold. The way you use and abuse me is so unkind. So unkind. I’m just gonna chalk this one up to another lesson learned the hard way, And I do believe it’s time to hop on the first road out of little Dixie. You know what I’m saying?
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What would you do with a doppelgänger? Well, I believe my man you might find out Cause if they catch you thinking then they'll just replace ya. Go ahead, ask Herbert Hoover what I'm talking about. Chromosomally tripping balls Genetic syndicated re-runs. Lab grown meat with a memory track. Deoxyribonucleic acid flashback. It's the new take on the Tower of Babel You're nothing but so much genetic chattel. Double that helix where the spires touch the heavens And your replacement's cooking in the oven my friend. Just part and parcel for the new world order man. Spiders spliced with goats. Milk that udder silk. We need the body armor for our boys in Brazil. Lab grown meat at the butcher shop Just a snack for Moloch when we reach the top. It's the new take on the Tower of Babel You're nothing but so much genetic chattel. Double that helix where the spires touch the heavens And your replacement's cooking in the oven my friend. Just part and parcel for the new world order man. Beneath Hollywood you hear them sing of Gilgamesh and Akkadian, Dancing cyclopic Halfling drones To please The Court of Marlon Brando's Clones. It's the new take on the Tower of Babel You're nothing but so much genetic chattel. Double that helix where the spires touch the heavens And your replacement's cooking, It’s cooking, it’s c-c-cooking. Al dente!
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WXXT 04:29
Swaying in starlight just like alabaster bells. The signal, the Coven, the blood, the inscription the book of Rangel. Black souls clanging against their walls of sinew and skin. With the gateways open your frequencies frequently see waves creep in. This is just a test, (Today the clergy) We kindly ask you please stand by. (Convenes at 5:00) You might experience discomfort (Hearken liturgy) But we assure you everything is fine. (Of men and flies) This is just a test, (Tuesday's bake sale) We kindly ask you please stand by. (Begins at 9:00) You might experience discomfort (If you wish to donate) But we assure you everything is fine. (Observe the rites) {This is just a test} Dark skies on Sunday with locust and hail But Monday looks sunny and Tuesday as well. A storm front moves heavy and will touchdown by the weekend Drowning the faithful and cleansing the soil with their blood and sins. Broadcast from Leeds Mass. Pause for station identification. Broadcast from Leeds Mass. Pause for station identification. Broadcast from Leeds Mass. Pause for station identification. Broadcast from Leeds Mass. Pause for station identification. This is just a test. We kindly ask you please stand by. You might experience discomfort, (Hearken liturgy) But we assure you everything is fine. (Of men and flies) This is just a test. (Tuesday's bake sale) We kindly ask you please stand by. (Begins at 9:00) You might experience discomfort, (If you wish to donate) But we assure you everything is fine. (Observe the rites) {This is just a test} This is just a test. (The town councils gala) We kindly ask you please stand by. (A fine affair) You might experience discomfort, (Your neighbor’s watching) But we assure you everything is fine. (Are you prepared?) This is just a test. (Mary Mary) We kindly ask you please stand by. (How your garden grows.) You might experience discomfort, (Is your wife still upstairs?) But we assure you everything is fine. (We’re sure she knows) Broadcast from Leeds Mass. Pause for station identification. Broadcast from Leeds Mass. Pause for station identification. Broadcast from Leeds Mass. Pause for station identification. Broadcast from Leeds Mass. Pause for station identification.
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Leave the bone in, season and smoke at 225 degrees, low and slow. Coleslaw and taters, a couple brews. Sauce him up with chipotle barbecue. Served with a side of pasta, pair it with a red wine. A nice tort for dessert if we have the time. Braised fillets with bourbon glaze or hollandaise Just grind him up into sausages. We got 101 ways to cook a human. Killing is business and business is booming. Discrete sweet meats guaranteed to please. You call us monsters, but who cares what dinner thinks? 5 star reviews on Yelp, Urbanspoon and Open Table. It's all praise and accolades when we cater. If you need takeout, give us a shout Every hardworking Wendigo needs a night out. We got 101 ways to cook a human. Killing is business and business is booming. Discrete sweet meats guaranteed to please. You call us monsters, but who cares what dinner thinks? We assure the upmost discretion. Taciturn is the first word in the mission statement. Our clientele is in need of a constant meat supply, and so are we And as we feast you die. Of course precautions are important in our methods of harvesting But any business man could tell you that It’s all in the marketing. Eat fresh, finger licking good and I'm loving it. Eat fresh, it's good mood food and I'm loving it. Eat fresh, finger licking good and I'm loving it. Eat fresh, it's good mood food and I'm loving it. So you can have it your way cause you gotta eat.
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Don't hang up the phone. They might be listening. Are you alone? My location has been comprised. We don't have much time. They'll come for you at night. It may be violent, it may be quiet. I'm afraid it's too late. They may already be outside. Resistance could be futile. And in the desert Where sands have shifted The sentry waits for the illuminated. The antlers unfold and cast a shadow. Around the embers, the salted circle. That trotting moose, it moves at such furious speeds. The eye ever unblinking. Riddle and rhyme. Riddle and rhyme. Like a modern day Prometheus bringing you Light under cover of night. And as chanted words mingle like crossword puzzles The vultures pick at your bones. Under the airport you'll find the markings. The fires burned out but its light’s still shining. The antlers unfold and cast a shadow. Around the embers the salted circle. Those field mice turn and flee at such furious speeds But the owls are always watching. Hey hey what did you say? The office in Orford has competitive pay. Hey now, what did you hear? They might be expanding early next year.
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You can get down and pray to your ancient astronaut deities But all things will be made to bend to the orbit of the Nephilim. When darkness fills the sky and fire rains from on high We’ll sing, All Hail Nibiru. Anu’s sure to return soon. The Anunnaki have come to cast judgment On this failed experiment in our tainted blood. The ascent of Planet X, the final trumpet call. That horn’s been sounding off for millennia. Wormwood’s trajectory will doom humanity. Offer unto Baal all your cries for mercy, but to his ears your pleas are a sweet melody. The end of all has come to call and now it’s time to sing You can get down and pray to your ancient astronaut deities But all things will be made to bend to the orbit of the Nephilim. When darkness fills the sky and fire rains from on high We’ll sing, All Hail Nibiru. Anu’s sure to return soon. The seven judges sit before Ereshkegal In preparation for the oncoming storm. Only the chosen live, the faithful are reborn As is prophesied in the cuneiform. In ruins earth will lay. A new coming age. The eye of the bull burns with celestial rage. Divine knowledge waits just beyond the star gate. The end of all has come to call as we approach the day. So shed the genes of your slave race and follow me through the star gate. (Get down get down get down get down) You can get down on your knees and pray (Get down get down get down get down) To your ancient astronaut deities (Get down get down get down get down) But all things will be made to bend (Get down get down get down get down) To bend to the orbit of the Nephilim. (All Hail Nibiru. Anu’s sure to return soon) The Anunnaki have come to cast judgment on (All Hail Nibiru. Anu’s sure to return soon) This failed experiment in our tainted blood. (All Hail Nibiru. Anu’s sure to return soon) The ascent of Planet X, the final trumpet call. (All Hail Nibiru. Anu’s sure to return soon) That horn’s been sounding off for millennia. (All Hail Nibiru. Anu’s sure to return soon) The seven judges sit before Ereshkegal (All Hail Nibiru. Anu’s sure to return soon) In preparation for the oncoming storm. (All Hail Nibiru. Anu’s sure to return soon) Only the chosen live, the faithful are reborn (All Hail Nibiru. Anu’s sure to return soon) As is prophesized in the cuneiform.
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You say you’d know if you weren’t free. It's all nonsense and conspiracy. Well, I’m gonna be the one to be the one to burst your bubble Cause the reptiles are among us! Our future’s being written as we speak By cold blooded counterfeits And that future is blood on the slaughterhouse walls Unless we do something about it. Shape-shifting reptoids from the fourth dimension Devious and cunning Have taken over the government And them sumbitches are hungry. From the who’s who of the political elite The Queen, the President, to the upper echelons of high society All snake eyed deviants. Shepherded to complacency Herded into slavery to Consume. Obey. They control through frequencies of instinct. It’s cultural agronomy. Control the pastures my man, and you control the sheep. The pinnacle of Draco Dictates the globalist agenda. Some manipulation of dimensional frequencies And you bring the worlds together. The media is brought to you in every spectrum Keeping you subdued and quiet Banging your brain with rays and light rays Broadcasted in MKultraviolet. Good God Consume. Obey. They control through frequencies of instinct. History is the lie believed. If you control perception, you rule society. Facebook just keeps on improving algorithms To create a more convincing human suit for the reptilians. Their snake eyes are watching you. Zuckerberg is watching you. The secrets out, there’s no going back. You can’t re-drop the veil So just go on living as livestock But spare me the gory details and Consume. Obey. They control through frequencies of instinct. Roger Ebert told you what to see And you obliged blindly. Lining up for slaughter. Consume. Obey. They control through frequencies of instinct. Sell false choice as dichotomy And let the argument divide us over whose side is more righteous Like a plowshare for the pious Tilling the fertile fields of disharmony.
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The people need to know! The veil is lifting on a secret world and we are Rocketing towards cataclysm my man. The enemy is at the gates And with the flash of a bright smile and badge you just let them walk right on in? You should be more concerned about your constitutional liberties my friend And vampire defenses. Dark Days and violence may be on the horizon But there are worse things than death out there that know my name. If the mettle of heroes is forged in the fire It’s the privilege of lesser men to light the flame. Just one spark of hope and truth can set the flame of resistance aglow, And I’m not above some righteous arson. In the service of the Night Moose life is only shades of grey. A wink and a nod or a tap to the side of your nose If you hear what I’m saying. Just look to the sky and you’ll find out. Dark Days and violence maybe on the horizon but there are worse things than death out there that know my name. If the mettle of heroes is forged in the fire It’s the privilege of lesser men to light the flame. Psychotropic visions connect the dots before our eyes And draws the line between the deep state globalizing And Fortean phenomena rising. Follow the cash like lay lines spreading out across the world And they’re striking from inside right here at home For as goes the Republic, so goes Rome. Dark Days and violence maybe on the horizon but there are worse things than death out there that know my name. If the mettle of heroes is forged in the fire Well…I got myself a box of matches and I aim to misbehave.

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Mississippi Bones is:
Jared Collins - Vocals, Organ
Dusty Donley - Guitar
Derik Dunson - Guitar, Vocals
Jason Rector - Bass
Jason Miller - Drums
Heather Collins - Vocals

Guest Vocals on 101 Ways to Cook a Human - Maxime Bellerose

Lyrics and story by Jared Collins & Jonathan Raab
Music by Mississippi Bones

Recorded in various closets, bedrooms, and basements.
Mixed by Neil "Turri Fury" Tuuri at Amish Electric Chair Studios
Mastered by Runar Magnussen at Magnussen Audio

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released June 1, 2018

Voice Actors:
James Madison - Kotto's Kreepies Intro, DJ 1 & 2
Dusty Donley - DJ 3, Ben Stockton
Carmen Collins - CCPAR DJ
Cecil Kotto - Himself
Jonathan Raab - Himself
Tom Breen - Himself
Aaron England - Preacher Jim, Geoff
Cora Helton - Chloe, Danielle, Woman
Sean Thompson - Anonymous
Colin Scharf - Agent Fields
Space Vampire - Jared Collins

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Nestled in the flat lands of Hardin County Ohio, Mississippi Bones has been pummeling the world with fat slabs o’rock for over 10 years and counting. With a catalog consisting of six studio albums and numerous singles and EPs, the Bones have created a rich history full of swampy riffs, pop culture references, and sci-fi shenanigans. ... more

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