Parable of the Taxidermist's Dilemma

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Quotidian quotient, exponential.

Stepford stepped forth to steep fjords too steep to save uncanny valley.

I mean, the median? Nah, man, you can keep it.

I want that low brow at roadside, back alley highway,
Grade A, B-list, first-rate amateurs.
Anubis got a new bus, but I’m more cruisin’ with the wolf man
hangin' out a Winnebago.

Hard lesson learned.
So many squirrels lost.
Hard lessons learned.

Now, necessity is the mother of invention,
she calls me “baby daddy.”

It’s complicated, I suppose, though, only if you try to explain it,
but I had her take the test and it came back maybe.
Conclusively, without question, a possibly,
and that’s good enough for me.
So if you can’t see, it means that everything I need
is charging alimony on everything I think.

Hard lesson learned.
So many squirrels lost.
Hard lessons learned.

You can pull it all together with a needle and thread.
Wise words coming from a taxidermist.

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Nestled in the flat lands of Hardin County Ohio, Mississippi Bones has been pummeling the world with fat slabs o’rock for over 10 years and counting. With a catalog consisting of six studio albums and numerous singles and EPs, the Bones have created a rich history full of swampy riffs, pop culture references, and sci-fi shenanigans. ... more

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